God Provides the Numbers

God provides the numbers when I paint.

Garage Sale Painting

A mutual acquaintance told me they’d bought the painting at your garage sale. They paid less than the canvas cost me. It would’ve been kinder to toss it in the garbage.

Pigments and Harry Potter

Pigments and colours are far more magical than Harry Potter.

A Plein-Airist’s Elbow

One day I’m going to give in to the temptation to bump a plein-airist’s elbow.

Gilded Frames

I can’t see past the hideous gilded frames.

First Solo Exhibition

When I have my first solo exhibition I’m going to tell my art tutor that I think his paintings are naff.

Created an Encyclopedia in My Life

If a picture paints a thousand words, I’ve created an encyclopaedia in my life.

Contentment Among Harassment

In a world of constant harassment, I find contentment in my art.

Tear

Every painting I make tears another piece from my soul.

Charcoal

Charcoal makes me need to scrub my hands like Lady MacBeth.